Mayonnaise roulette

Mayo's not a dairy product. Made at home, it's oil, eggs, and flavorings (spices, acids). Commercial mayo has several different preservatives in it, is made with pasteurized egg products, and contains more acid (vinegar) than homemade versions (read the label). Commercially produced mayonnaise is an environment within which very few bacteria can survive because of the high fat content, high acid content, and subsequent lack of air due to the fat and lack of protein, which bacteria need for a food source. If my mayo was out on the counter overnight, I'd put it back in the fridge.

While it is true that processed foods will last a long time without going bad in the sense that they would make you sick, older mayonaise can tend to taste a little off. I usually chuck it when it gets that yellow stuff around the top. Generally though, if I left something out, the smell test would be my guide really. I don't tend to be too uptight about such things.
 
The “dangers” of leaving Mayo out too long are largely a myth. As others have mentioned commercial Mayo (vs homemade) has a ton of preservatives and is likely fine. That said, because it’s been drilled into our heads since birth not to do that I’d probably toss it all and hand DS the bill to replace.

Even your mayo and other dairy type condiments? :oops:
There are fierce debates about whether you should refrigerate butter or not, some even say refrigerating it ruins the flavor. As long as your home is not sweltering it’s fine to keep on the counter. I keep a stick out always. As the mother of a pastry chef I can tell you that the cakes, cookies, etc. that you buy or have when eating out have been made with pounds of butter that’s likely been left out all day or even overnight.
 
You know, I think there's gross and there's dangerous, one does not equal the other. I'm not one to risk gross, but to each their own.
Not long ago I listened to a very interesting talk by Jordan Peterson, about the psychology of fear v.s. revulsion. Fear, which is our handy built-in alarm for self-preservation, is much more easily rationalized or ignored by our forebrains; allowing us to be brave or sometimes reckless. Revulsion is totally visceral and human nature is to stop at nothing to avoid or eradicate the source. Hence in this example, if you were afraid of food poisoning, you might think through the possibilities and still decide to eat the mayo. If you find the whole idea of warm mayo disgusting, you’d bury that sucker in the bottom of the trash bin as fast as you could and try never to think about it again. :teeth:
 
I have a friend who’s an OR nurse, she remembers a surgery where they were removing a parasite from someone’s brain - had eaten undercooked pork on vacation!
 
I have a friend who’s an OR nurse, she remembers a surgery where they were removing a parasite from someone’s brain - had eaten undercooked pork on vacation!
I’m sure this is possible, given that production standards and inspection criteria can be non-existent in other countries. Modern food safety standards in western countries are extremely beneficial in that regard.
 
I have a friend who’s an OR nurse, she remembers a surgery where they were removing a parasite from someone’s brain - had eaten undercooked pork on vacation!
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
 
Chubby Emu - go watch that and you’ll never eat questionable leftover pasta again!

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Mayonnaise Roulette would make for a fantastic game show.

The pitch: Contestants have to prepare dishes, from egg salad to cakes, without knowing who's got the bad mayo.

They have to take a bit out of their own dish, and paramedics stand by to revive them if they become violently ill.

You either make the winner's list, or the Listeria list.

Fun for families!
 
Confession time. Like 55 ish years ago I opened a jar of Ragu, stuck my (likely dirty) finger in a few times, licked off the sauce, then resealed the jar.

Several weeks later my mother opened the jar and it was moldy and gross. I never told her what I did. I just let her think it was a bad jar.
At least you were at home! When I was a kid we had a neighbor who would open the salad dressing and stick her finger in the bottle to taste it, and then put it back on the grocery store shelf! Even if she liked it, she'd buy a different bottle of that flavor. I am 100% convinced that she is why bottles now have that little seal on the top!
 
Mayonnaise Roulette would make for a fantastic game show.

The pitch: Contestants have to prepare dishes, from egg salad to cakes, without knowing who's got the bad mayo.

They have to take a bit out of their own dish, and paramedics stand by to revive them if they become violently ill.

You either make the winner's list, or the Listeria list.

Fun for families!
Didn't Joe Rogan already used to do that sort of thing on Fear Factor? :laughing:
 

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