In light of this epidemic of a problem today, I would like to offer the following prayer (sent to me by a friend when I began complaining about how evil McDonalds was when I was trying to diet!).
Dear God (or whatever Higher Power you believe in),
My most fervent wish is that when I walk down the street people gasp and whisper, "My god! He's so GAUNT! Is he SICK?"
However, dear Lord, you know that I am totally powerless over grilled cheese, french fries, those nasty Sara Lee honeybuns, and, well...the entire menu at [insert your favorite restaurant name here] restaurant.
Also, I must confess that the only reason I like sushi is because I like the avocado in the middle.
Dear lord, I also seem to have an unnatural attraction for McDonald's breakfasts and extra value meals (supersized, of course) and have been known to order TWO OR MORE extra value breakfasts and meals at one time, just to satisfy my cravings.
It's true that man cannot live by bread alone, but I do think that (wo)men can very easily live on perogi alone. Plus chocolate mint ice cream (Breyers) and macaroni and cheese.
I'd appreciate any help, God. And while you are at it, can you supersize that? Thank you. Amen!