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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
A farmer, talking to a neighbor, is bragging about his
favorite pig that he owns. He points the pig out to the
neighbor.
The neighbor said, "That pig only has three legs--He
ain't worth a hoot."
The farmer indignantly replied, "That pig saved my
life! One day I was on my tractor plowing the field
near a ditch when my tractor got too close to the ditch
and turned on it's side trapping me below it with mud
up to my nose. That pig burrowed under the tractor and
got me by the back of my collar and dragged me to
safety."
"That's marvelous!" said the neighbor, "But what about
the three legs?"
"Oh, a prize pig like that, you just don't eat all at
once!" replied the farmer.
favorite pig that he owns. He points the pig out to the
neighbor.
The neighbor said, "That pig only has three legs--He
ain't worth a hoot."
The farmer indignantly replied, "That pig saved my
life! One day I was on my tractor plowing the field
near a ditch when my tractor got too close to the ditch
and turned on it's side trapping me below it with mud
up to my nose. That pig burrowed under the tractor and
got me by the back of my collar and dragged me to
safety."
"That's marvelous!" said the neighbor, "But what about
the three legs?"
"Oh, a prize pig like that, you just don't eat all at
once!" replied the farmer.
