Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[lisa8200]

Are you trying to take over donnies job?

It's not a take over as much as it is a supplement. I'd like to think of myself as more of an "assistant" to those in need of expansion than a real troublemaker.. I will never be a stalktester. I only carefully monitor a given situation until the outcome of the pertining survailance.

Then again,,maybe the DOT is watching more than you think...........

 

[BRDof3]

It's not a take over as much as it is a supplement. I'd like to think of myself as more of an "assistant" to those in need of expansion than a real troublemaker.. I will never be a stalktester. I only carefully monitor a given situation until the outcome of the pertining survailance.

What a long-winded way to say that he likes to cause trouble.

 

[lisa8200]

What a long-winded way to say that he likes to cause trouble.

If you think you guys have it bad,,,try being Lisa ..

 

[Us3]

I bet Lisa was fit to be tied! She doesn't like the stalkerness about ya does she?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Classic!

 

[AuburnJen92]

I will have to get Jim's side of the story this weekend and post it. It should be a hoot!

 

[des1954]

Please don't give that crazy nut any ideas. Next thing you know she'll have that dang otter down there and instead of being in Bay Lake the rodents will be up at Pioneer Hall.

I know the back roads to Jax. Dark, mysterious, isolated roads.

Now THERE'S a statement that can be taken several different ways, all of them unprintable on this board.

Ah...it's good to know my reputation is still in tact!

Brilliant, Mike!!

 

[des1954]

Here is my thought for the day....

I'm not fat....I just have too many personalities stuffed into one body.

 

[clkelley]

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[BRDof3]

Here is my thought for the day....

I'm not fat....I just have too many personalities stuffed into one body.

I can hear my wife now: "You have to HAVE a personlity in order to have too many, ya know!"

 

[auntie]

Here is my thought for the day....

I'm not fat....I just have too many personalities stuffed into one body.

Oh..I'm likin' that Deb...,I'll be using it for sure!


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[VACAMPER]

Here is my thought for the day....

I'm not fat....I just have too many personalities stuffed into one body.

I am so going to use this.

 

[3gr8kids]

Not sure if this was already posted, it's (sad, but) funny.

Liquid Assets

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have
$49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33.00
today.
If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would
have
$0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer,
returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol
a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

 

[DisneySoccerScouts]

That's an investment plan I can get behind!

 

[AuburnJen92]

How to Load a Boat onto a Pickup

1. Load up beer, 2-3 ice chests full
2. Relax, have beer.
3. Hook boat trailer up to truck
4. Drink lots of beer
5. Drive real fast
6. Hit light pole (needs to be a solid one)
7. Boat will load it self onto truck.
8. Relax, have another beer.

 

[Tink & Jack]

Not sure if this was already posted, it's (sad, but) funny.

Liquid Assets

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have
$49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33.00
today.
If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would
have
$0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer,
returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol
a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

Currently working on 26mpg. Proud & Thirsty!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Tink&Jack....ya sure seem to have the lack of brains it takes to fit in around here. Welcome to the other side of the mirror.....be warned...we bite, we pinch, and as youve seen on another thread...we pull hair, but if ya take any of it seriously-youre feelings might get hurt. DONT let any insults directed at you ever make you think that someone doesnt like you around here...insults are our hugs!!!

Is that you and your kids in your avatar? Dude, skip a disney trip and buy some sleeves!!!!(first insult has been submitted..its all gravy from here!!!)

 

[VACAMPER]

look at all those manly muscles, forget the sleeves.

 

[clkelley]

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[clkelley]

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