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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was
answered by a young woman with three small children
running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions
and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his
company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he
mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline
and she certainly knew of that product.
When asked if she used it, she answered, "Yes, we use
it when we have sexual intercourse."
The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that
question because everyone uses our product and they
always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain,
or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know
that most people really use it for sexual intercourse,
they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so
frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"
"We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
answered by a young woman with three small children
running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions
and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his
company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he
mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline
and she certainly knew of that product.
When asked if she used it, she answered, "Yes, we use
it when we have sexual intercourse."
The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that
question because everyone uses our product and they
always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain,
or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know
that most people really use it for sexual intercourse,
they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so
frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"
"We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
