From a divine perspective, “pop” would just about cover it.
See?
Bright side to it.
sorry. Had to go there.)
Would’a been disappointed if you hadn’t
Nor was my PB and banana sammie, today.
Did you butter and grill that sammie?
We referee to that combination as an Elvis down this way.
Not a fan of sauerkraut
in my sammie though.
Didn’t use to be either.
If fact, I wouldn’t consider even tasting kraut for near 50 years.
But in past few years started purposely trying things that I hated or ignored as a young’en.
Got ahold of some very well made kraut on a sandwich at a local pub and have since changed my mind. That a whole lot of years worth of Rubin’s that I could’a been enjoying.
Oh, Paulie? Won't see him no more...
Get bigger darts.
Lawn darts would work.
Might kill the odd person or two though.
Or maybe a bazooka.
Better yet, an RPG.
That might be more effective.
Nope. Gonna have to explain that one.
Overly deep Simpsons reference from an episode called: “Marge and the Monorail”
Don’t know that I’d worry about it much beyond that.
Really!
I've never heard it.
Not familiar with that one.
Rather geeky Prog-Rock double-album based on the story from the late 70s.
(don’t know that I’d worry too much about that one either)
Hmmm... Don't recall that line.
Huh.
Yeah, well…
When I was a young’en me and some friends actually had a printed copy of the script from Holy Grail and would occasionally get together, divide up the parts and read through it when there was nothing better to do. Consequently, I know even some of the more obscure quips from that film. Both the “Build a bridge” line and the “fair Cop” line are from the same conversation as “turned me into a Newt”.
Here’s the transcript from the point where the villagers present the “witch” to Bedevere up to the point where she realizes she’s caught (just because it classic)…
WITCH: [To BEDEVERE] I’m not a witch. I’m not a witch.
BEDEVERE: [To the WITCH] But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: [To each other] No, we didn’t. Nooo.
WITCH: And this isn’t my nose. It’s a false one.
[BEDEVERE moves the carrot to see her real nose]
BEDEVERE: [to the CROWD] Well?
VILLAGER #1: [To BEDEVERE] Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat... But she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: [pointing] She has got a wart.
[VILLAGER #2 points also]
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: [To BEDEVERE] W’ll, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: [To VILLAGER #3] A newt?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: I go’ better.
VILLAGER #2: [To CROWD] Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
[Enter ARTHUR and PATSY, observing from across the square]
BEDEVERE: [To CROWD] Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1: Are there? What are they?
CROWD: What are they?
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: [really getting into it, really putting some English on the ball] Buuuurn them!
CROWD: Burn! Burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
[VILLAGER #3 smacks him across the back]
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: [Tentatively] B—B’cause they’re made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge ou’ of ’er!
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks.
[He makes universal very-small gesture with thumb and forefinger]
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Gra—gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: [To ARTHUR] Exactly! [To CROWD] So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck...she’s made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore...?
[pause]
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! Yea!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! [Jumps down from platform]
[Cut to large wooden balance. Enter BEDEVERE and CROWD with WITCH.]
CROWD: Burn her! Burn the witch! Burn her!
[The WITCH is put in one swing, a duck in the other.]
BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!
[Two villagers smack the wooden supports away with big mallets.
The balance creaks and sways, but does not show a difference in weight.]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: [To herself] ’Tis a fair cop.
Anyway…
Being as Dumbledore actually is a witch as well, it would have been a fair cop against him too.