Good Morning Everyone!! Happy Friday!!!!
I wanted to make this week’s ‘dance’ extra special, since I was unable to perform for you last Friday! This weeks performance is a dedication, of sorts. An Ode to Disney’s fearless leader, Bob Chapek.
As you read (or sing!!) along, you might notice that the words are actually “reimagined lyrics” from the song “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto!
So…without further ado, I truly hope you enjoy this very special presentation of…
“WE DONT TALK ABOUT CHAPEK!!”
We don't talk about Chapek, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Chapek... but,
It was ADR day
It was ADR day
We were prepared, ready, but there wasn't a table to find,
No tables for us to dine.
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Chapek walks in with a mischievous grin-
GENIE!!
Not buying the add-on, nor am I.
I’m sorry, $15, no fun!
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Chapek says, "Price Raise again"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, my wallet drains.
Abuela, get Cinderella!
Oh This guy is such a pain,
Guess we’ll have to pay… but anyway.
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We don't talk about Chapek, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Chapek
Hey, Grew to live in fear of Chapek cutting or gutting,
I can always hear him bean counting and grumbling.
I associate him with charging more for less… :clink: :clink: :clink:
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It’s an MDE with a glitch so humbling,
Always left castmembers and the family fumbling.
Grappling technology they couldn’t understand.
Do you understand?
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A seven foot frame, rats along his back
When he calls your name it all fades to black.
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams! (hey)
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We don't talk about Chapek, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Chapek, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Chapek (we don't talk about Chapek!)
He told me no more free FastPasses,
The next day: FEES! (No, no!)
He told me No more AP’s,
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said DME would disappear, now we’re stuck with Mears. (no, no! Hey!)
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Your fate is sealed when Chapek is the head.
He told me the Disney of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine.
He told me that lines wouldn’t grow, but instead, we’ve run out of time.
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Óye, D’Amaro’s on his way,
He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach,
Retired and no longer.
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It's like I hear him now,
Hey Bob, I want not a sound out of you. (it's like I can hear him now)
I can hear him now
Um, Chapek...
Yeah, about that Chapek...
I really need to know about Chapek...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Chapek
(Guy’s we’re all screwed here)
Time for replacing!
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We got this guys!!!!
Hope you all enjoyed it!!!!