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Parents Glossary of Kids Kitchen Terms
Appetizing: Anything advertised on TV.
Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic yuk before a food is even tasted.
Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
Chair: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit.
Cookie (Last One): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling.
Crust: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of: China, India, Africa . . . (choose one)
Desserts: The reason for eating a meal.
Evaporate: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
Fat: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they do not wish to eat.
Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.
Fork: Eating utensil made obsolete by the discovery of fingers.
Fried Foods: Gourmet cooking
Frozen: Condition of childrens jaws when spinach is served.
Fruit: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
Germs: The only thing kids will share freely.
Kitchen: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
Leftovers: Commonly described as gross.
Liver: A food that affects genes, creating a hereditary dislike.
Lollipop: A snack provided by people who dont have to pay dental bills.
Macaroni: Material for a collage.
Measuring Cup: A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.
Metric: A system of measurement that will be accepted only after forty years of wandering in the desert.
Napkin: Any worn cloth object, such as shirt or pants.
Natural Food: Food eaten with unwashed hands.
Nutrition: Secret war waged by parents using direct commands, camouflage, and constant guard duty.
Plate: A breakable Frisbee.
Refrigerator: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.
Saliva: A medium for blowing bubbles.
Soda Pop: Shake N Spray.
Table: A place for storing gum.
Table Leg: Percussion instrument.
Thirsty: How your child feels after youve said you final good night.
Vegetable: A basic food known to satisfy kids hunger - but only by sight.
Water: Popular beverage in underdeveloped countries.
Appetizing: Anything advertised on TV.
Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic yuk before a food is even tasted.
Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
Chair: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit.
Cookie (Last One): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling.
Crust: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of: China, India, Africa . . . (choose one)
Desserts: The reason for eating a meal.
Evaporate: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
Fat: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they do not wish to eat.
Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.
Fork: Eating utensil made obsolete by the discovery of fingers.
Fried Foods: Gourmet cooking
Frozen: Condition of childrens jaws when spinach is served.
Fruit: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
Germs: The only thing kids will share freely.
Kitchen: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
Leftovers: Commonly described as gross.
Liver: A food that affects genes, creating a hereditary dislike.
Lollipop: A snack provided by people who dont have to pay dental bills.
Macaroni: Material for a collage.
Measuring Cup: A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.
Metric: A system of measurement that will be accepted only after forty years of wandering in the desert.
Napkin: Any worn cloth object, such as shirt or pants.
Natural Food: Food eaten with unwashed hands.
Nutrition: Secret war waged by parents using direct commands, camouflage, and constant guard duty.
Plate: A breakable Frisbee.
Refrigerator: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.
Saliva: A medium for blowing bubbles.
Soda Pop: Shake N Spray.
Table: A place for storing gum.
Table Leg: Percussion instrument.
Thirsty: How your child feels after youve said you final good night.
Vegetable: A basic food known to satisfy kids hunger - but only by sight.
Water: Popular beverage in underdeveloped countries.
