Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

We have all heard some bad pick up lines in our time…. Or told them(not judging)..

So list your favorites



I will start:

“ you must be tired, because you been running through my mind all day”

 

[I'm mikey]

i must be in heaven, becouse im looking at an angel.

 

[superme80]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[Funball]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Omg.. rflol omg .. that is a cheesy one. Ok that got to be my favorite..

Got another one


When god made the alphabet he put YOU and I together….

 

[taylor3297]

The one that would make me roll my eyes is "If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[Funball]

Omg..

 

[Funball]

At Disneyland I get the occasional “come here often” from the old men at the cove bar!

 

[Funball]

Keep it clean this is a family board..rflol

 

[I'm mikey]

Omg..

I've had that one used on ME!

 

[got2lovedisney]

Stop drop and roll baby cuz you're on fire!

You're name must be Campbells cuz you're um um good!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

is that a shovel in your pants, ... cause im diggin that ***!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... Enough to break the ice!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

if this was the Matrix, you would be the ONE


i gotta million of these, that what me and my friends do is come up with great(horrible) one liners.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

now that im here, what are your other 2 wishes?

 

[kim3339]

You dad must be a baker, because you have nice buns.

 

[Funball]

I've had that one used on ME!

HA HA HA



Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart

Is there any airport near by, or is that just my heart taking off?

What’s that in your eye? It must be a twinkle

If I followed you home would you keep me?

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

 

[skiingfast]

Those clothes look great on you but better spread out on my bedroom floor.

 

[Funball]

Oh my god skiingfast!!

Haahaaa !!

 

[Funball]

to a girl from a guy:

Your prince will come someday, in fact I’m here now!

 

[Funball]

You had me at hello!