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- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER - SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th
Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray. -
-Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? -
-Round table discussion.
Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
-Group practice.
Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
-Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
-Examples on video.
Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
-Diagrams and floor plans available
Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Graphics and audio tapes
Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)
Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
-Driving simulation.
Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
-Online class and role playing.
Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. -
-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray. -
-Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? -
-Round table discussion.
Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
-Group practice.
Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
-Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
-Examples on video.
Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
-Diagrams and floor plans available
Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Graphics and audio tapes
Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)
Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
-Driving simulation.
Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
-Online class and role playing.
Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. -
-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
