- Joined
- Jan 19, 2006
Well if you are reading this than you are in for a real treat...or at least a semi sweet chocolate chip which is not quite real chocolate but makes you feel better about yourself ...kinda like Diet Coke....extra large please cause I am watching my figure...
This trip started over a year ago in anticipation for my son's 18th Birthday!
He loves Christmas lights and Disney and thus...what better place to be...
Then...in October...we had a tragedy in our home...a life altering moment that made this trip a foccus and a needed respit for all involved...and thus...
A slap happy trip ensued on December 4th-15th...with 5 of us the whole time...and a strag-a-long at the end...
We laughed at ourselves...we laughed at others...we laughed at others laughing at ourselves...
There was a good time had by all...and no one was left behind...because Disney does not accept hotel crashers...we asked..they said you need to pay to keep the stay...
We even tried to beg...but they asked us to start acting our age...so we tried a sit-in and handcuffed ourselves to the concierge desk...and then...wouldn't ya know it...the main dude in the Christmas studded vest...pulled out a key that unlocked it...like why would you not have a pink fuzzy handcuff key in your pocket...just sayin....
So forced home were we...and all laughs aside...sad to be gone...wanting to go back..and hoping you enjoy the ride...
If you would like to look back at the longest PTR in the history of life...please do so here...
uh..wait a minute...I need to figure out how I insert a PTR...be back by 2009...
OKAY HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE PTR WITH MANY STORIES MOST SOBER PEOPLE WOULD NOT SHARE!
PTR w/ embarassing stories free of charge
If you want to skip the PTR and just read the funny stories...the links are below (done through page 19)Crush N Gusher Fiaso
2 Chubbies in a race
Rollerbladin with Dumb and Dumber
Is that not your butt?
Exactly how many nipples are you supposed to have?
Ummm...when we left you were wearing shorts!
Up next:
Prelude: Intro of Cast and their Understudies if I don't like them enough!
Cast of Characters - Treyner
Cast of Characters - Carsyn
Cast of Characters - Baylor
Cast of Characters - Dawn & Dan
Day 1 - "Eat Beans if You Need Gas!"
Day 1 - "We Aint Scared of no Po-Po's"
Day 1 - "Disney Wasn't This Far Last Time"
Day 1 - "Can You Just Smell It?"
Day 2 - "Where's the Beach?"
Day 2 - "Boogie Boards are Not Flubber Friendly!"
Day 2 - "My Crack is Better Than Yours!"
***Explained Hiatus***
Day 3 - "Humor at a Fish Fry"
Day 3 - "Fear is Not a Factor!"
Day 3 - "Tampon Tirade!"
Day 3 - "Family and Friends!"
Day 4 - "Were you Born Stupid?"
Day 4 - "No Room in the inn my @ss"
Day 4 - "A Dog That Needs to be Neutered!"
Day 4 - "Would Someone Neuter That Dog!"
Day4/5 - "Welcome to La ShatHole"
Day 5 - "Stop Mounting That Whale"
Day 5 - "A Wookie and a Whale"
Day 5 - "Who Took My Filet Mignon?"
Day 6 - A Change of Plans
Day 7 - Animal Crack is Whack
Day 7 - A Peep Show and a Brat
Part II
PartIII
Day 7 - "Mommy? Why are Those Kids Eating Soap?"
Minnesota Food Report #1
MN Food Report #2
This trip started over a year ago in anticipation for my son's 18th Birthday!
He loves Christmas lights and Disney and thus...what better place to be...
Then...in October...we had a tragedy in our home...a life altering moment that made this trip a foccus and a needed respit for all involved...and thus...
A slap happy trip ensued on December 4th-15th...with 5 of us the whole time...and a strag-a-long at the end...
We laughed at ourselves...we laughed at others...we laughed at others laughing at ourselves...
There was a good time had by all...and no one was left behind...because Disney does not accept hotel crashers...we asked..they said you need to pay to keep the stay...
We even tried to beg...but they asked us to start acting our age...so we tried a sit-in and handcuffed ourselves to the concierge desk...and then...wouldn't ya know it...the main dude in the Christmas studded vest...pulled out a key that unlocked it...like why would you not have a pink fuzzy handcuff key in your pocket...just sayin....
So forced home were we...and all laughs aside...sad to be gone...wanting to go back..and hoping you enjoy the ride...
If you would like to look back at the longest PTR in the history of life...please do so here...
uh..wait a minute...I need to figure out how I insert a PTR...be back by 2009...
OKAY HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE PTR WITH MANY STORIES MOST SOBER PEOPLE WOULD NOT SHARE!
PTR w/ embarassing stories free of charge
If you want to skip the PTR and just read the funny stories...the links are below (done through page 19)Crush N Gusher Fiaso
2 Chubbies in a race
Rollerbladin with Dumb and Dumber
Is that not your butt?
Exactly how many nipples are you supposed to have?
Ummm...when we left you were wearing shorts!
Up next:
Prelude: Intro of Cast and their Understudies if I don't like them enough!
Cast of Characters - Treyner
Cast of Characters - Carsyn
Cast of Characters - Baylor
Cast of Characters - Dawn & Dan
Day 1 - "Eat Beans if You Need Gas!"
Day 1 - "We Aint Scared of no Po-Po's"
Day 1 - "Disney Wasn't This Far Last Time"
Day 1 - "Can You Just Smell It?"
Day 2 - "Where's the Beach?"
Day 2 - "Boogie Boards are Not Flubber Friendly!"
Day 2 - "My Crack is Better Than Yours!"
***Explained Hiatus***
Day 3 - "Humor at a Fish Fry"
Day 3 - "Fear is Not a Factor!"
Day 3 - "Tampon Tirade!"
Day 3 - "Family and Friends!"
Day 4 - "Were you Born Stupid?"
Day 4 - "No Room in the inn my @ss"
Day 4 - "A Dog That Needs to be Neutered!"
Day 4 - "Would Someone Neuter That Dog!"
Day4/5 - "Welcome to La ShatHole"
Day 5 - "Stop Mounting That Whale"
Day 5 - "A Wookie and a Whale"
Day 5 - "Who Took My Filet Mignon?"
Day 6 - A Change of Plans
Day 7 - Animal Crack is Whack
Day 7 - A Peep Show and a Brat
Part II
PartIII
Day 7 - "Mommy? Why are Those Kids Eating Soap?"
Minnesota Food Report #1
MN Food Report #2