Sunday at MK
Wife: "There is a 20 minute wait for the Winnie the Pooh ride, lets go!"
Husband: "What is a Winnie the Pooh?"
I'm ashamed FOR him.
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Also Sunday, during me having a snack at Cosmic Rays while looking at the castle
*one or two fireworks go off on castle from stage show*
little boy: MOM SOMEONE IS BOMBING THE CASTLE!!
Mom: No dear it's just from th....
little boy: IT'S THE TERRORISTS MOM THEY WANT MICKEY
Mom: No, no it's from the show!
little boy: MOM THEY ARE BLOWING UP THE CASTLE AND CINDERELLA IS IN THERE! SOMEONE HAS TO TELL HER!
Mom: It's okay honey!
little boy: IT'S NOT OKAY TERRORISTS ARE BLOWING UP THE CASTLE MOM!!!
... This went on for a good ten minutes. The little boy was extremely concerned that terrorists were trying to destroy Cinderella Castle. Easily the most entertaining snacktime I have ever had.