This is not so much of a funny quote, but it's the only truly memorable quote I can remember off hand. [contains adult language] I had a Poli Sci class on Sept 11, 2001, after the attacks. The prof had a shorten lecture that day. He was looking down, talking from his notes, all of a sudden stopped lecturing, looked up at the class and said, "You know, I wish the guys who did this (the attacks) could see this. This has got to be the ultimate F*ck You!! (and waved both birds) To see a bunch of American students studying the Consitution." After that he returned to his notes and continued with the lecture like nothing happened. Since this was mainly a freshman class, and considering the day's events, we were more stunned than anything else, but thats been the one memorable lecture I've had thus far in college.