secretpantssam
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2008
If your kids are behaving like demons and you just turn around and smile and say "it is the kids vacation too", I can tell your children there is no such thing as Santa Claus.
If your kids are behaving like demons and you just turn around and smile and say "it is the kids vacation too", I can tell your children there is no such thing as Santa Claus.
New Rule: Please, please, do not breast-feed your child in Mickey's Philharmagic. PLEASE. If you do, I reserve the right to smack my gum in your ear.
I really, really love this thread!
These are hilarious. Glad there are so many people out there with a sense of humor!
New Rule: Please, please, do not breast-feed your child in Mickey's Philharmagic. PLEASE. If you do, I reserve the right to smack my gum in your ear.
Why in God's name are you watching somebody breastfeed their child in the darkened theater instead of paying attention to the show?
Just wondering...
David
If your kids are behaving like demons and you just turn around and smile and say "it is the kids vacation too", I can tell your children there is no such thing as Santa Claus.
I am so offended that some of you would not want to figure out that my son is 196 months old!!!
New Rule: If you must tongue your girlfriend in line in front of me it might be time to head back to the hotel.
New Rule: If you do not want to watch the parade enough to find a spot, please feel free to keep walking past those giant Mickey hands directing you forward.
New Rule: If your child has to go to the restroom, please do not tell them you are in a hurry and just go in the Animal Kingdom bushes.
Does that mean I cant plug my crockpot into the outlet next to my blowdryer and make a pot roast?
and the characters are just college kids in costumes!
WHAT?!?
New Rule: If your family of seven can't figure out what to order during the 20 minutes standing in line at the "quick" service, then they just aren't that hungry and will be denied service at the register.
New Rule: If I decide to let my fictious 873lb 42 month old chain smoke on Haunted Mansion while wearing a low cut shirt without a bra and white shorts without a diaper underneath while she takes flash photography and complains that she paid good money for this vacation so she should have gotten on the ride faster, then she gets off the ride to get into her ECV and rides up to Crystal Palaces and rams into you with it then screams at the CM "I HAVE A GAC I DON'T NEED A RESSIE!!!!!!!!!" in Portuegese, then asks someone how to get the Universal using the Monorail and how to get a free upgrade to the Contemporary from Pop Century, you shouldn't be offended because if you are you're just ignorant.
New Rule: If I decide to let my fictious 873lb 42 month old chain smoke on Haunted Mansion while wearing a low cut shirt without a bra and white shorts without a diaper underneath while she takes flash photography and complains that she paid good money for this vacation so she should have gotten on the ride faster, then she gets off the ride to get into her ECV and rides up to Crystal Palaces and rams into you with it then screams at the CM "I HAVE A GAC I DON'T NEED A RESSIE!!!!!!!!!" in Portuegese, then asks someone how to get the Universal using the Monorail and how to get a free upgrade to the Contemporary from Pop Century, you shouldn't be offended because if you are you're just ignorant.