I was in line for the boat at POR and overheard a woman saying: "Life's too short to live in Illinois, that's for sure." Apparently she doesn't like Illinois.
I have lived in Illinois my entire life and would completely agree with her!
On DCL there's a comedian who comes on called Heath Hyche who does the Circle of Life song like this:
Aaaaahhhhhh Pennsylvaniaaaaa konechiwaaaaaaa
pink pajamas penguins on the bottom, pink pajamas penguins on the bottom
We were crying we were laughing so hard!!!!
LOVE it!I was afraid that would be an issue for DD on our first trip - she was 3 and had tons of toilet issues -- she was afraid of toilets that weren't white (the IMAX has black ones), Port-a-Potties (ok - I'm a little afraid of those) and yes, the self-flushing kind.
So on our first experience with the self-flush toilet at 'ohaha, I told her to pay attention, "Mickey Mouse would magically flush the toilet for us." And whatdaya know? He did! From then on out, whenever the toiled flushed automatically, she would chime "Mickey did it!
There are a few countries where MAYBE he could have got away with being a little 'confused' .. but Canada and Germany? 
On Kilimanjaro Safari, when our driver informed us that we would be heading on a 2 week long safari, a little boy in the row in front of me looks at his mom in a panic and says, "But mom I only have one pair of underwear!" To which his brother responds, "You can just turn them inside out like dad does".
I was waiting in a long line crammed into the very small bathroom at Blue Bayou in Disneyland. One stall would be used and the person would come out , but the other stall door remained closed. A mother was standing outside the stall and every 30 seconds or so would ask, "Are you o.k? Do you need anything?"
A bright little voice would chirp, "I am just getting all the poopy out of me mommy!"
This went on very several minutes and finally the mother demanded to be allowed into the stall with her daughter. As soon as she got into the stall we heard a horrible gasp and then an exclamation....
"WE MUST NEVER PLAY WITH OUR POOPY!"
The happy chipper little voice replied, "Mommmmmmm, I told you, I am NOT playing with my poopy, I am just getting it out of my butt."
All of the women waiting in line got the giggles, it was just too funny.
The mother then appeared with a little girl dressed in full princess gear whose hands were covered in the aforementioned poopy. She also had gotten a little bit on her dress and a smear in her hair.
It would seem she was a little constipated and decided to take matters into her own hands, literally.
That little poop covered princess was so happy and filthy. It was beyond hilarious.
Several of us offered up wet wipes and the Mother finally got her daughter somewhat presentable. I donated a two gallon ziplock bag to hold the princess dress that was now accidentally decorated with poop.
On Kilimanjaro Safari, when our driver informed us that we would be heading on a 2 week long safari, a little boy in the row in front of me looks at his mom in a panic and says, "But mom I only have one pair of underwear!" To which his brother responds, "You can just turn them inside out like dad does".
I was in line for the boat at POR and overheard a woman saying: "Life's too short to live in Illinois, that's for sure." Apparently she doesn't like Illinois.
Guess she thinks Chicago is in the arctic?
