PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food...

[Briarmom]

Mtblujeans was kind enough to ask with soulful sincerity what actually happened to Lucas. I will now tell you all that as he was deeply hurt with the callous, cruel barbs which were directed at him in this thread and others; Lucas scuttled to our local Red Lobster, where he was seen leaping to his demise in boiling pot of water. His last words were, apparently, "Tell teva I loved her."

RIP Lucas. It was a pleasure naming you.
I will name your new lobster when I am not so sad *sniff*.
I have been dreaming of the shoes all day...

 

[luvmydogs]

RIP Lucas. It was a pleasure naming you.
I will name your new lobster when I am not so sad *sniff*.
I have been dreaming of the shoes all day...

Prayers and PD, Briarmom.

 

[Briarmom]

Prayers and PD, Briarmom.

I needed that.

 

[tevagirl]

Prayers and PD, Briarmom.

Oh please. He was fugly. A fugly freak of nature. He should have jumped in the pot a long time ago.

 

[luvmydogs]

Oh please. He was fugly. A fugly freak of nature. He should have jumped in the pot a long time ago.

Somewhere in Heaven, Lucas can still hear you.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

RIP, Lucas.

 

[Briarmom]

Somewhere in Heaven, Lucas can still hear you.

Godspeed Lucas.

 

[luvmydogs]

Godspeed Lucas.

He's touched so many, hasn't he?

 

[tevagirl]

I didn't push him in the pot, you know!

 

[luvmydogs]

I didn't push him in the pot, you know!

I have friends that would disagree.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I didn't push him in the pot, you know!

Basically you did, you killer, you!

 

[tevagirl]

I have friends that would disagree.

And that would be the crabs and the oysters maybe?

 

[luvmydogs]

And that would be the crabs and the oysters maybe?

Uh oh. Who you been talkin' to?

 

[luvmydogs]

Basically you did, you killer, you!

The B-52's have offered to play at the memorial.

Get it? Rock Lobster!!!

 

[tevagirl]

Basically you did, you killer, you!

Now that hurts. I am crushed. If I could find a pot big enough...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

The B-52's have offered to play at the memorial.

Get it? Rock Lobster!!!

Ummm, I don't get it...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Now that hurts. I am crushed. If I could find a pot big enough...

 

[luvmydogs]

Ummm, I don't get it...

A huge party song when I was in college.

Rock Lobster by the B52's

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

 

[tevagirl]

Is this "Abuse A Luvmydogs Week" or sumtin'?!

Excuse me...do you all remember this whiney post from about an hour ago??
How, may I ask, did it get turned around to my week so quickly?

 

[luvmydogs]

Excuse me...do you all remember this whiney post from about an hour ago??
How, may I ask, did it get turned around to my week so quickly?

Ha Ha! Victory is mine!!!