Stupidest thing you have done while drunk?

[Spinneret]

Threw up in a bush

 

[Buzz Rules]

I’ve never been drunk but I probably would have said something embarrassing to a friend if I ever was.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I threw up all over my new leather boots after I went to bed, and then I thought it would be a good idea to get into the shower with them to clean them off. It was not a good idea.

 

[BrianL]

I’ve never been drunk but I probably would have said something embarrassing to a friend if I ever was.

Me neither, but I was pretty loopy after I had my wisodm teeth out and I went home and started making phone calls that I do not remember....

 

[Moliphino]

Put my cell phone through the washing machine.

 

[RogueX]

Threw up all over myself. Then snuck inside the house (I was 19 and living with my mother at the time). Punishment came though from my grandmother (though she didn't quite realize it at the time): I had a really bad hangover and my grandmother insisted on bringing me to a local Portuguese festival after going to church. Between the incense in church, the loud music and talking at the festival, and the giant chunks of grilled meat she was trying to get me to eat, I felt like I was in hell.

 

[luvnwdwgal]

Don’t think I’ve ever been that drunk to have done something really stupid. I have had slurred speech a few times in the past which is embarrassing. I don’t drink that much any more.

 

[fla4fun]

I don’t drink, so I have never been drunk. I can get silly and stupid while sober. I don’t need the help . . .

 

[jf256]

I dont drink now.. but im british so drinking culture is mad especially when younger.

However the worst was probably when i ate cake because i didnt believe i had an egg allergy....i did.

Luckily my allergy was not as severe as now and i only ate a bit before my friend took it off me. I was still incredibly sick and yeah i stopped drinking pretty soon after that.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Declared myself NOT drunk, gone frolicking over the Dorset Moors and trod on an adder. Luckily the adder had a sense of humour and slithered away...

 

[Luv Bunnies]

I've never been drunk. It's more fun to watch other people act like fools.

 

[disneychrista]

We will leave it at not something suitable for the DIS.

 

[bcla]

Me neither, but I was pretty loopy after I had my wisodm teeth out and I went home and started making phone calls that I do not remember....

That was one of the scariest experiences I've ever had. I just remember a needle going in my arm and then the next thing is that my mom is walking me to the car. Said I was awake and lucid in the office after the surgery, but I didn't remember a thing. It's amazing how general anesthesia just puts a huge hole in one's memory even after waking up from it. I've had that happen after a concussion, but the details around the time before and after were also hazy. The first thing I remember was my mom walking me to her car at the hospital, but that was apparently hours after I was checked out in the principals office waiting for a ride to the hospital. I was told that I seemed lucid but that was just hours of my memory that didn't hold.

And I had a prescription for Vicodin, why I took regularly to avoid the pain, then watched a movie. But I don't remember ever doing anything on that which I wouldn't remember or people told me I did something I didn't remember.

Still - the stupidest thing that some people have done drunk is drive. The has a high chance of involving death in one form or another.

 

[here757]

I might break the internet
I was 21 living in CT, between 2 huge well known casinos.
We all pregamed at my place. We were pretty drunk before the night started.
Well I do not remember the night, but I remembered the walk into the house.
I had a trail of my clothes from the car to the sofa. CT winters are cold . Lived in a condo. I’m sure someone got a peep.
I threw up so much, I was so trashed I bruised my forehead on the toilet!
Think I learned? Nope next night we went clubbing again

 

[FrannyFrogs]

My friend and I were drinking and suddenly felt very motivated to cut down all the vines off the side of the house. I got hold of a real thick one and really had to use some muscle to cut through it... Turns out, it was the TV cable!

 

[Erica_Haley]

texted an ex