We made it! It's that point in the trip report where I finally get to talk about our Ultimate Tour of the Magic Kingdom. I thought I should maybe start with a little bit of our preparations. We didn't just roll out of bed Saturday morning and say to each other, "You know what might be fun today, lets go try and experience all 57 core attractions in the Magic Kingdom." No no no. Only a crazy person would do that. We are not crazy people, we are clearly leaning more towards the completely and utterly insane. The utterly insane plan their day of torture very carefully, they don't just wing it. We started preparing weeks before our journey by ordering matching shirts. (Everyone knows you can't do any sort of event in the MK without matching shirts, it just wouldn't be an event if the shirts don't match.) With shirts ordered we set about making our notebook. (By we, I really mean me, Grizzly was just kind of along for the ride) Found this super cute Mickey notebook at Walmart.
Inside this notebook I carefully glued print outs that included:
1. Our touring plan. We added in show times while we waited for the MK opening show.
2. Log Sheets that needed to be filled out.
3. List of all 57 Core Attractions in the Magic Kingdom, and what you needed to do for each attraction to be considered complete.
4. List of 24 Bonus attractions in the MK and what you needed to do to complete the attraction.
5. A print out of the official Ultimate Touring Plan rules (there are 23 of them!)
We used this book to keep track of our progress, as well as for a place to collect character autographs. (We managed to collect 6 character autographs during the day) I must say it felt weird dealing with so much paper in this very digital age, but the notebook came in very handy.
In addition to this book we also packed a small cross body bag. A survival kit of sorts. The bag contained the following items:
1. Backup phone charger that provided up to 5 charges for my smart phone. This was so awesome to have. We bought it specifically for our Ultimate Tour day (we were not messing around here), but it will come in so handy for travelling. I just lent it to my friend for his trip to Europe, and I used it on my work trip directly following our park visit, so already it's been extremely useful.
2. 6 Energy Bar type things. I bought 3 different brands of strange flavored energy bars to keep us going so we wouldn't need to stop for more than one meal.
3. 2 Five Hour Energy Drinks (never tried these before)
4. A contact case of sunblock
5. Extra Pen
6. Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom Cards and Map
7. 2 remaining gift cards
8. $2.50 in quarters for the shooting arcade and skeeball in Tomorrowland
9. A Park map
10. Baggy for phone in case it rained
11. Small plastic bag for notebook in case it rained.
12. Bandaids.
I had a water bottle that I clipped onto the bag and Grizzly had his sexy zebra print collapsible water bottle purchased the night before.
So I think that sums up what we brought with us into the parks. Grizzly wore a digital watch because the log sheets required constant time checks. You never realise how incredibly efficient Disney loads rides until you try to log the posted wait time, fast pass distribution time, time entering queue, time entering attraction and take a picture of yourselves all between getting in line and before the attraction becomes pitch black. This proved to be one of the most difficult and hectic aspects of the day. Especially figuring out how to take a picture in pitch blackness without using your flash.
So that's how we prepared. I guess I can capture our morning. We got up with the idea that we would go get a leisurely breakfast. In making this plan we failed to realise that breakfast did not start at the ungodly hour that we planned to eat it. Instead we applied sunblock. This proved to be a far more difficult task than one would anticipate. Apparently we hadn't bought sunblock at Walgreens, but a mislabled bottle of white-out instead. Grizzly looked like someone had painted him white. I wish I was kidding. I AM NOT KIDDING! Me being slightly less hairy than Grizzly looked slightly less white, but still, the stuff was terrible. Never again will I buy Walgreens brand sunblock. Grizzly remained white all day. I will say though, that neither of us got sunburnt, so there is a slight chance it may have worked.
Because our breakfast place was closed we instead headed out to McDonalds to pick up a quick and yummy McGriddle. We only eat these guys on vacation, but I have a soft spot in my heart for them. They are delicious. We wolfed down our sandwiches while driving to the MK. The parking lot looked this this when we arrived:
We were maybe the 6th car there. So yes we weren't the most insane park goers that day. (Yes, we are going to blatantly ignore the fact that those 6 cars probably had ADRs to attend to). So off we trotted to the MK and arrived at the turnstiles at 7:15am. Yup, a ridiculous 1 hour and 45 minutes early. I think we were a little excited. Here we are at the turnstiles looking fresh and chipper:
Notice how we are both in the picture, so someone else equally insane, or unable to tell time, was also there with us. Also notice cute matching shirts, small bag, and Goofy hats. The goofy hats proved to be a good choice, but you'll have to wait until next post to learn why...
Alright. I've brought you to the start line of our own personal Amazing Race combined with Marathon. Don't worry, I'm not going to drag you through all the attractions we did in one big long laundry list rant. Nothing worse than reading first we did A, then we did B, then we did C. Ugh, don't worry. I won't put you through that. But I will share with you some highlights, lowlights, and other memorable tales that I remember from our amazing ultimate tour. Stay tuned stay tuned!