Someone breaks in , you hit them with the thing to your right , what's the thing?

[ronandannette]

Throw cushion - just havin' a little after-work couch time and I hope nobody breaks in and interrupts it. If they wait 15 minutes until I'm up making supper I'll have knives and hot frying pans and a rolling pin and whatnot.

 

[lynxstch]

The printer

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

A can of Blue Moon Light Sky

 

[Pucks104]

A 10 pound fluffy dog

 

[punkin]

A table lamp made out of a WWII torpedo casing. I think I'll be just fine. The intruder will be lucky to get off with a concussion.

 

[Jennasis]

My fatty fat fat blue tick.

 

[usnuzuloose]

Throw cushion - just havin' a little after-work couch time and I hope nobody breaks in and interrupts it. If they wait 15 minutes until I'm up making supper I'll have knives and hot frying pans and a rolling pin and whatnot.

That would cause serious damage. I am coming over to for protection, as all I could was try to change their mind with a remote

 

[crazymomof4]

An empty wine glass.

Which would surprise NO ONE who knows me!

 

[mrodgers]

Right now it would be a 39 ounce full stainless thermos so it will be capable of doing some damage.

 

[Marrila]

My fire 8.

 

[1GoldenSun]

A road atlas.

 

[Grand Koalafornian]

A half gallon water bottle. It’s pretty heavy, at least.

 

[ncc1701]

A copy of Food & Wine magazine. Would do better with my left, which is a bottle of beer.

 

[goofyernmost]

My computer mouse is actually nestled in my right hand, would that count?

 

[tcufrog]

My first-born. He's very tall and bony so I think it would be effective.

 

[Karin1984]

My Disney Princess Paint by Number book? Must be effective.

 

[LYSE]

S&W Shield in .40 cal.

Nice, for me it's a m&p 2.0 compact in 9mm

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Not really. I hit the thing on the right with them. The door jamb

 

[ford91exploder]

12 GA 00 buckshot, up where i live its more likely a hungry bear wants food, than a human wanting to commit a crime.

for a Brown bear humans ARE whats for dinner along with deer, feral hogs etc.

it’s black bears who are eaters of nuts, seeds, berries and honey.

 

[Burgigirl]

My fedora.