Random thoughts,,,

[Born 2 Fish]

If I YouTube on your FaceBook will you Twitter on MySpace ?


Self medicating just sounds so much better.


Are we there yet ?


When the heck is our next Fort trip ???

 

[AuntBJ]

If I YouTube on your FaceBook will you Twitter on MySpace ?

All I know is when I was growing up, writing on other's walls got me a spanking.

Self medicating just sounds so much better.

Yeah, but I heard it might affect your vision.COLOR]


Are we there yet ?
If you are here, you can't be there, right?


When the heck is our next Fort trip ???

Now that is the question!!!!!! Can't be soon enough.

 

[Teamubr]

If I YouTube on your FaceBook will you Twitter on MySpace ?
All I know is when I was growing up, writing on other's walls got me a spanking.
I'll just leave this one alone. I've heard mentioning spanking gets some people too worked up.

Self medicating just sounds so much better.
Yeah, but I heard it might affect your vision.
Self medicating can be fun, but you need a prescription for the really good stuff.

Are we there yet ?
If you are here, you can't be there, right?
When we finally get there, aren't here and there really the same thing.

When the heck is our next Fort trip ???
Now that is the question!!!!!! Can't be soon enough.
According to my sig, it's 3 months and 1 week. Can't come fast enough.

j

 

[AuntBJ]

I love WDW in May. Probably be October (Halloween) for us.

Random thought:

What is a synonym for synonym?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If I YouTube on your FaceBook will you Twitter on MySpace ?
All I know is when I was growing up, writing on other's walls got me a spanking.
I'll just leave this one alone. I've heard mentioning spanking gets some people too worked up.

Self medicating just sounds so much better.
Yeah, but I heard it might affect your vision.
Self medicating can be fun, but you need a prescription for the really good stuff.

Are we there yet ?
If you are here, you can't be there, right?
When we finally get there, aren't here and there really the same thing.

When the heck is our next Fort trip ???
Now that is the question!!!!!! Can't be soon enough.
According to my sig, it's 3 months and 1 week. Can't come fast enough.

j

You two are entirely too funny !

Random thought:

What is a synonym for synonym?

Is that anything like,
"No one can be more frank then Frank about being frank." ?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I'm so old, I remember when music didn't encourage me to kill people.

I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm dang good at it.

Rock isn't dead,,I heard it inna laxative commercial last night.

 

[liv luvs disney]

I'm so old, I remember when music didn't encourage me to kill people.

I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm dang good at it.

Rock isn't dead,,I heard it inna laxative commercial last night.

Your first two statements I can identify with. The last one I'm not so sure about. :rotfl 2:

 

[Teamubr]

Frank's walking pig sig reminded me of this one

"Never wrestle with a pig. You both end up getting dirty and the pig likes it."

j

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Grandma's Rock !

Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

It's hard to believe we were ever as young or smart as our children.

I usta care, but now I take a pill for that.

In Disney years , I'm only 7.

 

[Teamubr]

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

"Don't look backward unless that is where you want to go."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

My favorite: "Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell who's who."

j

 

[Born 2 Fish]

ke it."

My favorite: "Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell who's who."

j

exactly why I try not to argue,

 

[Born 2 Fish]

4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Lets go fishing !"

I tried rehab once, but it was killing my night life.

Every once inna while you look at someone and think,"there's a short bus somewhere missing a person."

 

[Teamubr]

2 from bumper stickers, but oh, so true.

I tried normal once. I didn't like it.

I've seen "normal". It wasn't pretty.

j

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I separated my needs from my wants,,,and whatta ya know, BEER made both lists !


Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

ya know, with some precise planning and my 401K plan, I'll be able to retire in 150 years,

If we learn from our mistakes, then why aren't I a genius by now ?

 

[sillylily]

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

It's okay to answer when talking to yourself, so long as you don't reply, "What did you say?"

 

[Teamubr]

I work with a lot of medical residents- real MD's but VERY new and still learning. I'm also fond of mixing metaphors. Sadly, I say this one several times a week.

"You can lead them to water, you just can't shoot 'em."

j

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If you ever need moral support, call me and I'll drink a beer for you.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I work with a lot of medical residents- real MD's but VERY new and still learning. I'm also fond of mixing metaphors. Sadly, I say this one several times a week.

"You can lead them to water, you just can't shoot 'em."

j

I really like that one !

 

[Born 2 Fish]

The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.


Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.


Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.


My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it