...tongs not included
Dang, I knew there would be a catch!
...tongs not included
You will be able to have real campfires on the 3000 loop, complete with a complimentary 1/2 cord of wood for a week's stay.
There won't be any need for a monorail stop, as each campsite will be equipped with a Jetson-like vacuum tube system for an extra $29.95 per 24 hour period. You can also opt for the "Port-Key" option for only $19.95 per 24 hour period. You must enter your KTTW card number to use either of these options.
Be careful though on the portkey. The first time using it can make you very woozy.
It's not the portkey that makes you woozy - it's the gallon and a half of Kungaloosh that you chug at the Manager's Check In Reception.
Free beer only until 7pm?? Now that's a deal blower!The new 3000 loop is an Extreme Premium $1000.00+tax per night
Site includes
1. Golf Cart
2. Rv and Tent Mousekeeping
3. LP Gas and Charcoal Grills (lp gas & charcoal) include
Comfort Station includes
1. Towels and Face towels
2. All H2o skin and hair products
Private Pool includes
1. Towels
2. Snack bar
3. Free beer( 12pm-7pm)
There are no bugs or lizards and it never gets to Hot or Cold in this loop