:: Doc Bosch, sitting at home, reading this very odd trip report, shocked::
DocBosch: Oh my god!!! What is this?? This is insane!!! The language, the debauchery, the far flung innuendos!!! Smelly thongs!!!!????? Italian 'dressing'!!!??? Sexually driven rhythmic pelvic thrusting!!!!???? This is worse then the thread about where to buy underthings near Universal!!!!
::Thinks for a second. Realized WHY there was a need to buy underthings near Universal::
DocBosch: This is CRAZY!!! My head's going to explode!
::Head explodes. Regenerates like that guy in the MIB movie::
DocBosch: I can't believe Flyfly refused to do anything else but save her spot, IN A MAKE BELIEVE STORY!!! I have to do something about this! I know!
:
uts on red goose down jacket and an oversized pair of reflective sunglasses. Gets into the Mustang Time Machine parked in his garage::
DocBosch: Destination time?... when ever the heck this story's taking place. Destination place?... where ever the heck it is they are currently located within Universal in the story...
::The silver Mustang with a bunch of crap hot glue gunned onto it speeds up and disappears into a flash::
DocBosch: Why is it that even when I'm time traveling, it still takes me 3 hours to get to Orlando?
::Three hours later, with three sonic booms a car with a bummer sticker that reads "My other car is a Delorean" appears where ever the heck it is they are located within Universal in the story...::
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Do with me what you will. All I ask is that you be gentle...
-Kevin